Imagine this. It was Taco Tuesday and that was yesterday. Unfortunately for you, you woke up to Why-did-I-eat-so-much Wednesday and the results are disaster has befallen your indoor plumbing as a result. The caboose you have unloosed, that log cabin you tried to build, yes, that abomination that you just downloaded to the city has effectively sullied your castle. The mighty king is temporarily dethroned…but alas, there is hope! You call a plumber.
Continue reading “Interview Preparation – Let’s play 20 questions”Interview preparation (You’re gonna love me!)
Securing the interview is akin to making the playoffs (sorry Seattle Mariners and Sacramento Kings fans). It is an achievement in that you have somehow managed to stand out amongst a pile of resumés, applications, walk-ins, and Dave in Accounting’s just graduated pothead son who was recommended since he and the HR Director are golfing buddies. Fortunately for you, Dave’s son got tied up watching the Mystery Science Fiction Theatre 3000 marathon and is in a very “hazy” state. So, that leaves you and a handful of other candidates. It is your time to shine!
Continue reading “Interview preparation (You’re gonna love me!)”Cover your ass, always send a cover letter!
Cover letters. I don’t know how many times I have heard people say “everything that they want to know about me is in my resumé, so I don’t think I should have to write a cover letter.” Well, probably not the first bad decision this theoretical person has made, and most certainly not the last!
Continue reading “Cover your ass, always send a cover letter!”Some Preliminary Resumé Tips
Ah yes, the resumé. Let us begin our journey here.
The resumé is a long standing tradition, actually begun in Ancient Rome. That was when Cletus turned to Horace, and said “hold my beer and watch what I can do.” (citation needed)
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